Yeah, But Still
with J G Peters
Yeah, But Still

Drug Induced

One question that no one has asked is: Is being a heroin addict a pre-existing condition?
And… will the government plan cover that guy too? I know a heroin addict can already get government drug re-hab, but what about all the other health problems associated with heroin or other harsh drugs. Plus, drug addicts aren’t the type to go out and purchase health insurance. Will they be fined? Maybe, if they file taxes…Not likely. Maybe he can pay the $700 fine by selling drugs to someone else. More likely the heroin addict will be subsidized by you and me. He will be able to go to the hospital for everything from band aids for his needle marks, to patch up a stabbing or gun shot wound to a full blown liver transplant. Oh wait, will the Government allow a liver transplant on a drug addict or will this be one of those Death Panel decisions? People have been screaming about the death panels since this whole Obama care started. But you might say “no liver” for the heroin addict because maybe death to a drug addict isn’t the same as a normal person. As a matter of fact maybe the government should just kill all the drug addicts either right now or one case at a time if we are going to use that logic. Think of the money we’ll save. Besides, what is normal? Are you normal? Does Obama say you’re normal?

Many states have already filed law suits on the basis that forcing people to buy a product, (and that’s exactly what health insurance is, a product) against their will is unconstitutional. Well, we do lots of things that aren’t in the constitution, (deciding if Terry Schiavo lives or dies comes to mind) but they are now excepted laws because Congress made them up and we all went along with them and they eventually become the law of the land. I personally object to this part of the bill. I know many people use the example of Social Security or Car insurance, both of which are mandatory, but Social Security is not a product in the marketplace. It is an across the board retirement pool with the amount that each person puts in progressively based on their income and thus their taxes. Insurance is not progressive in that it cost the same amount for the same coverage whether you are poor or a millionaire. And finally, the last time I looked, I don’t weigh 3000 pounds and crash into other people or cars or buildings. People are not mindless machines that are a constant danger to society. If they are, we have other laws and prisons for that, not health insurance, so comparing mandatory health care to mandatory auto insurance doesn’t hold a quart of oil. On the other hand, if you have ingested a quart of oil, you probably need more than Obama Care.

 

Patterson Collier PC 666 02-01-10

The Episode from February 1st 2010 with the week's headlines somed up into  a minute and thirteen seconds. Notice how I wrote out the numbers for that extra bit of class. Like an old fashion check writing...takes me back.
Enjoy!

Haiti Relief

Me, as my alter ego, Patterson Collier and my friends at Dog News invite you to help out with the Haitti relief effort.
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Patterson Collier PC 666 7-19-09

Patterson Collier is back. He's the newsman from hell...literally. He's here to tell you what you need to know and what to think about it.

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Patterson Collier PC 666 Exclusive Interview 7-8-09

Watch Patterson Collier's exclusive interview with Micheal Jackson's Doctor!
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Patterson Collier PC 666 from 6-11-09

Stay on top of the news and Patterson Collier in this edition of Dog News from "Hundred Watt Films"

Salt of the Earth

In this litigious world we live in, it’s easy to find stories of frivolous law suits. Recently, “The Center for Science in the Public Interest” discovered that there might be a lot of sodium in a meal at Denny’s. I wonder what their first clue was. Was it clutching their chest every time they rose to pay at the register? Was it that cows were following them to lick their skin as they oozed sweat from their encounter with the heart-attack gravy on the chicken fried steak? Regardless, they are suing to get Denny’s to disclose the sodium content of their meals. I had no idea!!!

 

The AMA said that if restaurants and food processors would drop their sodium usage by one half it would save 150,000 lives a year. Is this wise? We already have a health care system that is busting at the seams. Medicare, Medicaid and Social security are almost broke. Why to do we want to prolong any one’s life? Isn’t this one of the massive failures of our government; our compassion to save everyone even at the expense of the nation’s coffers and real estate? We should let the natural order of things happen. Call it the mild Darwin Awards, but if you eat at Denny’s, McDonalds, Burger King, etc, everyday, you should go quicker and not be a burden on society. Now that’s being a true American!

Patterson Collier PC 666 #4

Patterson Collier is back with more of the news we want you to know.
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Patterson Collier PC 666 #3

Here's the 3rd entry of my alter ego, Patterson Collier of PC 666  from Hundred Watt Film's "Dog News"
This covered the news for the week of May 4th. 
A lot of things happened that week and we were there to fill in the cracks with spackling paste so they never surface again.

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Patterson Collier PC 666 # 2

Here's the 2nd entry of my alter ego, Patterson Collier of PC 666  from Hundred Watt Film's "Dog News"
This covered the news for the week of April 27th. Remember, old news can still be funny.

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